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I need to know, what would Staeves reaction to this?

@atemija

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What the fuck.

That’s not astarion. That’s…that’s Park Ta-Ryong, Astarion’s cousin thrice removed. He tried to be as fetch as his cousin Astarion, but eventually failed his magistrate-exam and chose to try his hands at becoming a k-pop idol.

Nowadays, while Astarion is enjoying the #spawnlife, Ta-Ryong spends his days shaking arse as the ninth member of FTB (Faerûn Tadpole Boys).

It’s hard work, sure, but it’s honest work and he generally enjoys it.

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Follow-up

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Follow up to the follow up, Shadowheart had to step in

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This entry is the prime example for why Van Helsing makes me so fucking crazy. He is so good, so kind, and so sexist, and they’re all so interwined! His sexism affects how he is kind and his kindness affects the sort of sexist he is. It makes me foam at the lips a bit bc so often in a story someone who is deeply sexist is a Gaston caricature or whatever but often that’s not the case!! VH from the top to bottom of him honors and respects and is impressed by Mina. And the way he sincerely expresses his regard is by effusively telling her how she is a woman that will be a light to men and a wonderful mother and that’s just it. It would never ever occur to him that wasn’t the highest compliment he could give her. Do you understand me??? Do you understand why I go feral??? Men like him existed! Men like him exist! They’re good men and that’s never been enough!

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guess what i realized when i tried talking to someone about my most recent interest

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“Never trust the living”

Grave of Antoine Michel Wemaer,  Assebroek Cemetery, Assebroek, Arrondissement Brugge, West Flanders, Belgium,

A merchant-turned-pirate who died in 1837.

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Inktober Day 07: Drip

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theres so much to unpack about that post but like even if that comment Wasnt left on a funny edited joke meme, it would still be like. im pretty sure “horror that ends without catharsis is subliminally priming you to be easily manipulated and controlled” is a really elaborate and conspiratorial way of saying “horror media can make you scared” or “stories can use varying techniques to produce emotion in the audience”

it’s actually very parasocial when stories do that

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Baby boy. Baby

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I’m having a great time

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Another day another slay

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We’re making progress

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We violenced too close to the sun

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We’ve won the game, everything else is a side quest

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My honest reaction to this information

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Baby please maybe we can share

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That Absolut making Staeve a little sassy

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We got a little TOO sassy

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Brain damaged for you babygirl <3

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Why are you the way that you are

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I’m not saying we’re the bad guys, but I’m also not not saying we’re the bad guys

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Protect Karlach at all costs

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Closest I’ll get to romancing Kar'niss in this game

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Gale, never change ❤️

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It’s not a phase, Withers, I think he’s the one 😩

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On our way to wherever the plot is I kinda lost track

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Coach going thru it

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Believe it or not, attacking everyone in camp was an informed decision

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We fuck around but we can’t risk finding out

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honey step aside let a REAL charlatan work

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ain’t no way we got to the end of this day sober

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Your art is so clean and nice, could you give some elaboration on your steps and your workflow?
No pressure tho, I'm just here admiring :)

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Here’s a colouring step by step I just did for twitter lmal

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i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that’s how you’re supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.

it’s because forums are dead. tumblrs become too janky to easily find communities and many are abandoned, twitter isn’t very intuitive for it, we don’t have mailing lists, facebook doesn’t really let you make character accounts anymore, and all the old “omegle but for role play” type websites died out ages ago. toy house exists, sure, but can be hard to get into and in my opinion is more oriented towards displaying art and designs rather than writing.

these days there just isn’t space to meet other online rpers and connect like there used to be. back in the day you could go to gaia, neopets, any number of pro boards and other custom forums, you could meet people in chat rooms, there were websites dedicated to rp matchmaking and ads, email lists and circles and “guilds”, tumblr communities, just unlimited networking options.

these days if you don’t have an established network your options are:

-reach out on mainstream social media (high risk of no one finding your profile, high risk of regular accounts finding your profile and being rude about it)

-join an MMORPG, LARP, or tabletop (not the same imo)

-get really into solo writing

-use the janky AI out of desperation

it sucks pretty bad but i feel like the best way to tackle the issue isn’t “ugh why do people use these awful bots” so much as “hey where the fuck DID all the role play networking websites go”

it’s the same energy as when people started wondering why kids don’t go outside anymore after they were banned from the malls

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just sayin’

This should be taught in school.

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You draw hands so nicely!

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Thank you! More to come 🌚

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